Evan-ism's

I have coined a new word Evan-isms. These would be words, phrases and ideas that Evan comes up with. I am beginning to think I could fill a book.

Me: Evan go pee before we leave the house, ok?

Evan: I don't have to go. I am all out.

Me: No. You need to pee before we go.

Evan: But I haven't had a drink and I am all out.

Me: Your kidney's make pee even when you don't have a drink.

Evan: I don't have any kid-in-nees!

well that did it for me. i bit my tongue and gave up the battle. So each time I tell Evan to go to the bathroom before we go out, I get the same response. But I don't have any kid-in-nees! I think I have him convinced that he does indeed have kidneys.

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Me: Evan, do you want some toast and peanut butter?

Evan: no response...

Me: Evan, do you want some toast and peanut butter??

Evan: no response...

Me: EVAN, DO YOU WANT SOME TOAST AND PEANUT BUTTER???

Evan: (very loudly) No, I don't want any toast!!!!

After finally receiving an answer to my question, I am taken aback by his tone. But before I can chastise him for his lack of manners...

Evan: But thanks for asking.

This kid is constantly saying and doing things that make me smile, laugh, shake my head or just plain shock me. He is a character.